Hello, and welcome to the last day of Prediction Week at The Dynasty Guru! Because Opening Day was yesterday–praise the Baseball Gods–we’re taking this last opportunity to set some of our most pressing last second takes in stone. We have been featuring a different topic each day this week, and

Death, taxes, and the Rays finding value in a handful of otherwise deeply flawed players every year. You can indeed count on all of these things with equal certainty. I refuse to discuss James Loney on principle, so I will instead use this occasion to turn the spotlight on young