…picture a man, 32, hunched over a laptop, tired fingers flying as he ranks an abnormally long list of other grown baseball persons, pitting them against each other with make-believe furor…he takes a deep breath and… Hey everybody, your friendly neighborhood dynasty dad here. I’m glad you’re back for some

During the offseason, our staff has worked tirelessly to rank, debate, re-rank, and write up more than 600 players to help dynasty leaguers on their road to glory. As is typical, we put a bow on this offseason process with the following dynasty top 500. If you’re interested and able,

Continuing with our highlights of the league’s top Starting Pitchers, as judged by our collection of industry experts, below are the 51st through the 130th ranked players in the league. 51. Luis Patino, Tampa Bay Rays (Age: 22, Previous Rank: 59) Luis Patino came over to the Rays at the

  Taylor (@TCasesLoaded) is back from hiatus and is extremely excited to invite Kyle Brown (of “Nick Madrigal Hype Man” fame) out of semi-retirement and onto the first show of the offseason. The gents discuss what worked and what didn’t this fantasy season, do some way-too-early player rankings, and even

  Joe (@JoeGarino) and Taylor (@TCasesLoaded) invite Taylor’s younger brother Grif onto a marathon episode to talk about the last week in fantasy baseball, risers and fallers in the recently released Top-500 OBP-league rankings, and players we think are about to go off in the second half. Tune in and

Congrats, everyone! You made it to the break! For everyone out there struggling through the grind of a 162-game season: we see you. And please know that you are more than your dynasty baseball team standings. At least, that’s what I tell myself. In any case, below are the consensus

With the first half of 2021 in the books, now is as good a time as any to to refresh our offseason top 500 list. Thanks, dear readers, for following along thus far in 2021–we are looking forward to an enjoyable and fulfilling second half of the baseball season with

  Jake, Shelly, and Jordan get together on Dynasty’s Child this week to discuss the latest news and notes, injuries, the Five Tools Of The Week, and another round of Top Podspect! Outro: The Bones by Maren Morris feat. Hozier   WRITERS’ PLUGS! Follow us on Twitter! The Dynasty Guru:

  Taylor and Joe are joined today by fellow TDG writer Bob Osgood (@BobOsgood15) to discuss a plethora of news, notes, and mostly injuries from the last few weeks, discuss some hard cuts they’ve made lately as well as some daily league streamers for later in the week. #BigCake Outro:

  Keaton Returns!! In today’s episode of Dynasty’s Child, Patrick, Shelly, and Keaton cover all the latest news and notes, injuries (an unfortunately large portion of the pod), call-ups, Top Podspect, and answer ALL the listener questions! Outro: Gold by Chet Faker   WRITERS’ PLUGS! Follow us on Twitter! The